HurtBreaker
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Listen up friends because I'm about to drop some knowledge that took me three years of trial and error to figure out. I'm a junior now and I've written approximately one million 1000 word essays (okay maybe like thirty but it feels like a million) and I've finally perfected my system. This works every single time and I want to share it with you all because we gotta help each other survive out here. 
Step one: the pre-write panic (15 minutes)
I read the prompt like five times and then just open a doc and type literally every thought I have about the topic. No filter. No structure. Just pure brain dump. This usually gets me like 200 words of garbage but at least it's something.
Step two: the outline (20 minutes)
This is the most important part and I used to skip it all the time which is why my essays were always messy. I write a quick outline with my thesis at the top then three main points with bullet points under each. Having a roadmap saves so much time it's actually insane.
Step three: the word vomit method (1 hour)
I set a timer for one hour and just write based on my outline. I don't stop to edit or fix anything. I don't care if my sentences are awkward. I just write write write until the timer goes off. Usually I end up with like 700-800 words at this point.
Step four: the filler hunt (30 minutes)
Now I go back and look for places where I can add more detail. Where can I explain something better? Where can I add an example? Where can I quote a source? This is where I push toward 1000 words and usually overshoot a little which is fine.
Step five: the polish (45 minutes)
This is where I read everything out loud (weird but effective), fix my awkward sentences, check my citations, and make sure it actually flows. Then I do one final word count check and submit with confidence.
Anyway that's my method. It's not pretty but it works. Anyone else have weird essay writing rituals?
Step one: the pre-write panic (15 minutes)
I read the prompt like five times and then just open a doc and type literally every thought I have about the topic. No filter. No structure. Just pure brain dump. This usually gets me like 200 words of garbage but at least it's something.
Step two: the outline (20 minutes)
This is the most important part and I used to skip it all the time which is why my essays were always messy. I write a quick outline with my thesis at the top then three main points with bullet points under each. Having a roadmap saves so much time it's actually insane.
Step three: the word vomit method (1 hour)
I set a timer for one hour and just write based on my outline. I don't stop to edit or fix anything. I don't care if my sentences are awkward. I just write write write until the timer goes off. Usually I end up with like 700-800 words at this point.
Step four: the filler hunt (30 minutes)
Now I go back and look for places where I can add more detail. Where can I explain something better? Where can I add an example? Where can I quote a source? This is where I push toward 1000 words and usually overshoot a little which is fine.
Step five: the polish (45 minutes)
This is where I read everything out loud (weird but effective), fix my awkward sentences, check my citations, and make sure it actually flows. Then I do one final word count check and submit with confidence.
Anyway that's my method. It's not pretty but it works. Anyone else have weird essay writing rituals?
But your way is probably better.